Posts Tagged ‘emo’

What was that? Someone posted something funny about their phone auto correcting itself? You don’t say… Wow, that sounds hilarious. No, wait, it doesn’t… Even though a bunch of 11 year olds thought that was funny, no human adult did. Let me take that back, no adult that’s not a complete douche bag did. Let’s set something straight real quick. The whole auto correct pictures thing should have died about 7 seconds after it started.

If you look at any one of those, they are almost all the same. And, the sad thing is; millions are lining up to see what’s next. I wish those same people would line up to get their share of a full-body ass whooping. And, a dual beat down if you thumbs up’d or liked it. If you are that person, you have fallen prey to what is wrong in America. Let’s take a closer look at a couple of these: (more…)

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And when I say gasser, I don’t mean you’re the guy who blows hot steam up everyone’s ass. But, you do blow…

Nom, Nom, Nom… (make sure to get it all)

A gasser is someone who cannot just shut the fuck up and let stuff be. He always has to branch off of someone else bs and make it 10x bigger by keeping it going. He has to keep stupid conversation going no matter how retarded or painstakingly time-consuming it might be. This guy is a winner, if someone says anything, he says: “Oh really, what happened”. (more…)

Your a taker…

You know how to work the system, you do it well. If you need something, you know who and what to rip off to get it. You know how to complain at a restaurant to get free food even though you can’t afford to go out but once a year anyways. You are the loudest one at the party, you are the one who gets too drunk because you are too cheap to buy alcohol on your own and take advantage of free alcohol any chance you get. You make your plate before you make your kids plate, you eat before your kids have made their plate, get seconds before everyone gets their firsts. Your pretty much a douche in the eyes of everyone….except your own. (more…)

No seriously, embarrissing....

That’s often a phrase my buddy and I say to each other when we have just had it with the one another’s actions or comments. Its funny, because, we pretty much know when to cut each other off or make sure the other knows he is being an idiot. I think it’s important to let people know when they are being a total douche. Oh wait….. I actually think it’s more fun and less-hurtful to keep it to myself. (By myself I mean myself and 4 or 5 other people who I know will find humor in it!) Or, maybe a couple million people depending on how popular this thing gets.

I think we are surrounded more by d-bags then by actual decent people. When was the last time you walked down the street, saw someone and said, “that guy looks nice”?  By nice I mean he; looks normal, looks cool, looks like a nice person, looks sane? It never happens, instead we say “look at that guy” with the most disrespect we can muster. Kind of like a quick disrespect fireball. We just chuck it out there, not really wanting to hurt anyone just wake em’ up a little…. (more…)