Posts Tagged ‘stupid’

Man, I wish I could go back in time. I wish I could go back in time and smack some people before they do something stupid…

I would probably take several trips before I accomplished my mission. You know the one where I try to rid the world of douche bags? Anyways, I think most of my travels would be spent in the high school years. As in the years the person (not me) was in high school. I think I would just ask them what they’re thinking and then smack them and tell them no. Kind of like if they decide to work at a fast food place…

I know what you’re gonna say. It’s their first job, it shouldn’t be too super challenging. It should just show them proper work ethics and how to work in our society. Let me tell them what it’s not supposed to teach them…

How to be a complete knob ten years later when their still working the fries. (more…)


What was that? Someone posted something funny about their phone auto correcting itself? You don’t say… Wow, that sounds hilarious. No, wait, it doesn’t… Even though a bunch of 11 year olds thought that was funny, no human adult did. Let me take that back, no adult that’s not a complete douche bag did. Let’s set something straight real quick. The whole auto correct pictures thing should have died about 7 seconds after it started.

If you look at any one of those, they are almost all the same. And, the sad thing is; millions are lining up to see what’s next. I wish those same people would line up to get their share of a full-body ass whooping. And, a dual beat down if you thumbs up’d or liked it. If you are that person, you have fallen prey to what is wrong in America. Let’s take a closer look at a couple of these: (more…)

You ever heard of a monopoly? Ever known someone who had something no one else did? I know a lot of people like this; some are awesome people, majority are not. When I was young, my friend had a computer. This was a big deal because computers were not a household name back n the 90’s. As a matter of fact, I don’t think I had a computer in my house until I was 20 years old. Never the less, he had one. And it was a nice one for the time too. I remember going over his house with my other buddy. We would all play on the computer, more them than me. See, they were good buddies, I just knew them. It was awesome to sit and watch them play countless games and I would be cheering on the side line until it was my turn. I would get to play like one round, or one game, then back to them. I learned an important lesson growing up seeing these things happen. People are assholes. (more…)

It’s impossible for me to be happy. Well, not totally impossible; my family makes me happy. Never the less, more often than not I see the endless dreary side of life that never goes away. The side that rears its ugly head when you least want it to. You know, the side that helps you to realize your poor when your credit card gets declined. Or, the side that makes you tired when you get off of work at 5 then have dinner, kids and bills to think about. What about having debt that seems impossible to get on top of, or, a truck battery dying a couple of days after spending paychecks on Christmas. That side. Its like every thing we do in life leads to a consequence; good or bad it leads to something. (more…)

WIth 30 christmases come and gone, I thought it a good idea to go over some of the coolest gifts I have gotten on Xmas day. In no particular order, these are some way cool items that I just had to have.

When I look back on all the gifts I ever wanted and got, its funny to say the least. I think one year I asked for R.B.I. baseball for Nintendo. That used to be my jam…

BMX Cheetah


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And when I say gasser, I don’t mean you’re the guy who blows hot steam up everyone’s ass. But, you do blow…

Nom, Nom, Nom… (make sure to get it all)

A gasser is someone who cannot just shut the fuck up and let stuff be. He always has to branch off of someone else bs and make it 10x bigger by keeping it going. He has to keep stupid conversation going no matter how retarded or painstakingly time-consuming it might be. This guy is a winner, if someone says anything, he says: “Oh really, what happened”. (more…)